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As a woman who's been in the spa business as a therapist and a manager for over five years, I've basically seen everything massage and more the good, the bad, the downright awkward. Not to mention, like all massage therapists, I put up with a seemingly endless stream of "happy ending" jokes all.

And while everyone thinks these jokes are hilarious, the reality is that every massage therapist does have to deal with a few sexually But let me just say massage and more boners during massage appointments are totally normal.

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What do I mean by that? Let me break it down for you Massage and more masssage, I see you have an enormous erection!

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Because you have ever-so-unkindly removed the blanket that was purposefully placed on top of you to make certain I am aware of your arousal.

And then to massage and more to my misery you want to talk about it!? These little scenarios I'm completely.

You know what I'm thinking massage and more this game of show and tell? That I want to end the service immediately -- and I totally would if I could! Though, if you make this mistake, I'll offer massage and more the chance to take morre hint that this behavior is not OK by placing another blanket on top you, all while silently praying that this is where your shameless peacocking display ends.

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massagr If a male client is aroused and then his position is switched to lying on his stomach, I have observed far too many times that he might start humping the table. Humping or "purposeful wiggling" -- however you nyc singles spots to term it massage and more is a sexual act that is awkward and disarming. Who knows how it might end?

To be clear, I understand a client's need to adjust himself and possibly rein in his boner if he has one so that the rest of the service can be enjoyed. But please do not hump the table until you are "satisfied.

Unless you are having a heart attack or another similar kind of extreme physical episode that renders you unable to use your vocal cords, please do not touch your therapist during your service.

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Listen, to be real, clients do ejaculate during appointments massage and more these are the incidents a therapist retraces in his or her mind over and over for eternity.

We think: Was there anything that could have prevented this?

To my fellow therapists: Please remember that if massage and more happens during one of your services, it was not your fault. Keep in mind that in the event that you do finish before your session finishes, your therapist isn't going to be able to erase this incident massage and more his or her mind And generally, the standard protocol is for the client to be banned from returning to the spa ever.

And this probably goes without saying: Everyone at the front desk will look at you like a creep as you weasel your way out the front door. Now how is that for a happy ending?

To be clear, my intention is not to boner-shame. I am masdage educating the misinformed who think "happy endings" are a real thing -- as 99 percent of the time, this massage and more not the case.

Please, thank you, and come again! Sorry, after five years of happy ending "jokes," I had to.

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